It’s a Triffid attacking the house!
Quick, get the hose!!
Don’t know what a Triffid is? Here’s what the experts say:
“Triffids are tall, carnivorous, mobile plants capable of aggressive and seemingly intelligent behavior. They are able to move about by “walking” on their roots, appear to communicate with each other, and possess a deadly whip-like poisonous sting that enables them to kill their victims and feed on their rotting carcasses.”
Here it comes……