By It’s a Triffid attacking the house!
Quick, get the hose!!
Don’t know what a Triffid is? Here’s what the experts say:
“Triffids are tall, carnivorous, mobile plants capable of aggressive and seemingly intelligent behavior. They are able to move about by “walking” on their roots, appear to communicate with each other, and possess a deadly whip-like poisonous sting that enables them to kill their victims and feed on their rotting carcasses.”
Here it comes……
My apologies for not writing any comments. Our internet is down and I depend on others to maintain the bare minimum in blogging. Sorry!
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How unfortunate and inconvenient for you. We hope it will be resolved soon!
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🙂
If you are still there, run away fast! If you are not still there, i hope that the Triffids appreciated your loss!
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AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! The hose, the hose get the ho… [crickets]
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Hee hee.
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Hahaha
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